Saturday, April 30, 2005

Dirty

Caught your attention, eh? I went to the store today to purchase some top soil for the yard and realized that I also needed some manure for fertilizing the Spring plantings. Feeling pretty good that they both were on sale for 79 cents for 40 pound bags until I reached the line for checkout. As I was standing there in the midst of my fellow patrons, I started thinking how great I deal I got for dirt and a cow's bowel movement. I'm actually paying for crap and essentially nature free land in a plastic bag. THEY should be paying ME to take this garbage out of their store!

2 comments:

Nathan Kinzel said...

See what kind of deal you can get on the contents of the dumpster next time you're there.

MrHuge2U said...

I'm keeping the contents of the dumpster outside of the Victoria's Secrets.