I think Jennifer Garner would be more likely to garner some interest. Of course, if you were more of a hot dog maybe you could garnish some interest. Either way, your Wal-Mart post apparently didn't cut the mustard so now we'll be playing ketchup for who knows how long. In fact, you're such a jumbo failure, why don't you sell your home and move your buns to condomentium, grillfriend?
Well, that was a dilly. Stop giving me the hard sellery with your salty language. In my onion, you're not so hot, dawg. Stop trying to pepper me with insults, sport.
Cheez, you little wiener, you're getting me steamed! In fact, I'm red hot now! Can you give me a ball park idea of when you'll be done with these insults? Now, I'm getting a little sauer, Kraut! Go back home to germany or Vienna!
Thank God it's Fry-day. I just hope it's not chili this weekend. By the way, you could win an Oscar for that performance on your last blog. I'd say more but I've got to go to Meijer.
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I think Jennifer Garner would be more likely to garner some interest. Of course, if you were more of a hot dog maybe you could garnish some interest. Either way, your Wal-Mart post apparently didn't cut the mustard so now we'll be playing ketchup for who knows how long. In fact, you're such a jumbo failure, why don't you sell your home and move your buns to condomentium, grillfriend?
I think you relish the salty actor, James Garner. Well, now you're in a pickle to come up with something kosher. So, where's the beef!
Well, that was a dilly. Stop giving me the hard sellery with your salty language. In my onion, you're not so hot, dawg. Stop trying to pepper me with insults, sport.
Cheez, you little wiener, you're getting me steamed! In fact, I'm red hot now! Can you give me a ball park idea of when you'll be done with these insults? Now, I'm getting a little sauer, Kraut! Go back home to germany or Vienna!
Thank God it's Fry-day. I just hope it's not chili this weekend. By the way, you could win an Oscar for that performance on your last blog. I'd say more but I've got to go to Meijer.
Why don't you go home to poppy instead?
Now you're getting seedy.
Ok. Let me be frank. I'm running out of puns and can't go on any furter.
Good, I was beginning to get steamed.
I think you're toast
I saw a guy at Wal-Mart this weekend who looked to me like he was casing the joint.
Was his name Link?
I don't know. He looked Italian but I didn't talk to him because I had no beef with him.
He was red hot when you didn't talk to him. I thought he was from Vienna?
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