Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Why do birds. . .

allegedly NOT leave droppings while in flight? Tell that to my neighbor who told me she got a doozie planted on her head and laundry as she was putting her clothes up on the line.

47 comments:

Nathan Kinzel said...

I believe she could solve that problem by distributing some bottled water throughout the yard with insects inside of them.

Nathan Kinzel said...

One time in my youth I was in the back yard tossing a baseball straight up and down. On one of the downward trajectories, the ball had acquired a foreign substance. My baseball had been autographed by a bird - and I'm not talking Sammy Sosa.

Unless a bird had actually perched upon that baseball while it was in mid-air, I'm afraid I can't believe this claim regarding birds not leaving droppings while in flight.

MrHuge2U said...

I think there is a more logical explanation: Did you notice that the inside of your mitt (where your hand enters) had the same stain?

Nathan Kinzel said...

Of course, I was tossing my mitt up in the air as well.

MrHuge2U said...

I don't think anyone would be surprised to know that you notoriously leave a bathroom without washing your hands, so quit blaming your "issue" on our poor, innocent, winged friends.

Nathan Kinzel said...

Do you think you're robin me of my dignity? Your insults don't even make me finch. Crow up.

MrHuge2U said...

Are you beaking to me? Apparrotly, you've gone cuckcoo! You certainly have gull! Just because you are on some lark, doesn't mean I'm loony. Leave me alone while I watch the Cardinals play.

Nathan Kinzel said...

You really think you're pigeon some heat, don't you? I'm not about to duck.

You actually sound a bit jay-ded. Maybe you need to perch somewhere, have an oriole shake and drop this post.

MrHuge2U said...

You certainly are bird dogging me on this post. Where have you been lately? I figured you were flying south. I just stayed home and had some wings, and then went to work to feather my nest.

Nathan Kinzel said...

The readership of this blog would be soaring if your nonsense wasn't ruining migrate posts. Without you, this blog would be humming. Yes it wood, pecker.

(author's note: thank you to Mr. H2O for the above use of his pun from a comment to a separate posting on this blog)

MrHuge2U said...

Owl thank you for giving me my dew. You're actually becoming somewhat emuzing. Are you glad that I didn't make you eat crow?

Nathan Kinzel said...

Thanks for the kind words even though you weren't exactly raven. Wren did you tern so nice?

MrHuge2U said...

Was the change in tone quite starling for you? You've got some gull! Anyway, have a pheasant evening.

Nathan Kinzel said...

Are you mocking me? I should flip you the bird.

MrHuge2U said...

I think you stool that joke from me, you cock atoo.

Nathan Kinzel said...

How dare you accuse me of doing something ill-eagle!

MrHuge2U said...

Sorry, I must fly. I heard that there is a sale on perch at the grocery store. Must get their before the flock arrives.

Nathan Kinzel said...

I don't know what you're trying to feed me here. Did you take a bath in the stock market? I'd give you a hard time but I'm a-dove that sort of thing.

MrHuge2U said...

I think you've been hen pecked your entire life, my fine feathered friend.

Nathan Kinzel said...

I'll make you egret that remark. You have no heron your chest.

MrHuge2U said...

I guess I wasn't herring you. Whatever happened to echotig anyway? I thought she was suet. Toucan call me Al, just don't call me late for dinner.

Nathan Kinzel said...

I think echotig stopped reading because she didn't like what she seed. And don't try to feeder some line.

MrHuge2U said...

I think you should sing a different tune. Do you think I'm just sitting around looking pretty? You're getting pretty cagey.

Nathan Kinzel said...

You? Pretty? More likely you're looking wired! You're awful flighty.

MrHuge2U said...

Better looking than you - you Quick Draw McCaw lookalike. Your insult only winged me, you worm!

Nathan Kinzel said...

I'm purple with rage and martin the calendar for when I'm going to kick your asp. I'm riding the crest of a wave right now, baby!

MrHuge2U said...

I think you just laid an egg, so I'm going out to pick up some chicks. Know any lines I can feed them?

Nathan Kinzel said...

I think you're talking through your hatch. You better give up on the chicks or else you'll end up with egg on your face. What's your nest idea.

MrHuge2U said...

You're cracking me up. Go over easy on the comments - you know I'm sensitive that way. I always try to see the sunny side up of things!

Nathan Kinzel said...

Your bacon me mad. I think you're on the juice. You've been milking this thing for all its worth. Keep it up and your toast.

MrHuge2U said...

Why do you have to keep rehashing these old comments while trying to jam your archaic points into the discussion? We need to take a break fast.

Nathan Kinzel said...

I think you're just grandstanding and can't take all these slams. Are you out of your mind?

MrHuge2U said...

If I had a denny for every time you made a bad joke, I'd be rich. Now, don't try to butter me up or give me any flap, jack!

Nathan Kinzel said...

You're starting to get a little syrupy. I may have to bagel off this discussion because it's making me coffee. Keep it up and I'll have to cream you.

MrHuge2U said...

Whole Wheat a minute, I think you're nuts, you big ham

Nathan Kinzel said...

Was that some kind of yolk? I hope so or else I'll be blue, berry blue. I'm not nuts and I'd steak my reputation on it. I have go out and relax on the poach now.

MrHuge2U said...

This is getting pretty dicey as you scramble your thoughts down on this Post like a cereal killer. Quit raisin hell and bran-ch out!

Nathan Kinzel said...

Hey, didn't you go to the Kellogg School of Management? They must have thought you were a flake with all of your corny jokes. Believe me, they're not grrrrreat!

MrHuge2U said...

Just because I live in a tony neighborhood is no reason to act jealous, tiger. Just thought I would throw you for a loop, you fruit!

Nathan Kinzel said...

I'm afraid you may be a cereal jokester. I'd join you but right now I'm feeling my oats. I haven't felt this bad since I attended Rice. I think it's something I picked up in the Jim.

MrHuge2U said...

Oh yeah, I'm really Quaking. You certainly have a lot of Grits, but I think you've always been jealous because can still pop a Wheaties on my grape bike.

Nathan Kinzel said...

Your trix don't impress me. It's a snap to pop a wheaties without crackling up.

MrHuge2U said...

Nut'n Honey! Sorry, I thought I heard my fitness trainer calling. She mentioned that she was the Captain of her aerobic squad as I was doing my crunches. Oh well, I guess that's Life

Nathan Kinzel said...

I'm glad you're taking care of your health - eating apples and doing jumping jacks. Good for you that you're not one of those alpha males although I don't care one bit.

MrHuge2U said...

Wheaties a minute! Just remember that I'm Special, K? Oh well, Cheerio-s!

Nathan Kinzel said...

Special, eh? You better double chex that. You're lucky someone hasn't shredded you already. Stop milking this blog because your comments are pour.

MrHuge2U said...

Orange you glad I decided to shift away from cereal brands as you waffle in your responses. Give up, I know you're running out of juice, you fruit!