Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Ever notice that contractors. . .
I'm working with a cement contractor and a landscaper. Fortunately, it hasn't rained too much here because I'm told that whenever it does rain, they cannot perform their work, and that further strains their schedule because of the backup of assignments. Strange, that they are so dependent on the rain forecast since the successful outcome of their "work" is essentially dependent on the rain.
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I understand the landscaper issue but why does the cement worker need this rain you speak of? I think you've ended your reign of making sense. Perhaps you had better rein in your posts on this blog. Or turn them over to someone who knows what they're talking about like maybe Tim Raines.
Well, I decided to bring in an expert, and talked to Matt InClement who also referred me to Roger InClemens. Not to be confused with Lloyd McInclemmons to discuss my inclement weather situation. Instead, all they wanted to do was sing "My darling Inclementine".
Sorry sun but you have a long climate ahead of you before you begin to understand. It may take years to acumulus the knowledge you need, especially since you're such a nimbusile. Really, I'm cirrus. I'm just afraid your judgement may be clouded.
That depends on whether you are referring to the wetter weather we're experiencing. Don't worry you won't wither, just ask Bill Withers or Carl Weathers.
Apparently I have precipitated a snow job. I don't know what the hail you are talking about. I may have to pay you a visit - right now I'm at your neighbor's house across the sleet.
I feel like should storm over there lightning quick, but I'm too busy displaying my new Pontiac Solstice (or is that a Saturn Sky?) to a thunderous ovation.
I hope you didn't go on to the nth degree about your new car. That wouldn't be fairenheit to whomever you're showing it to and they may find it centigrading.
Are you trying to gauge my reaction? You're not even warm. I'm too busy eating nachos with Celsius.
I don't care about your reaction, I already drove away in my new Mercury. That car is cool.
Temper, temper-ature! I can tell your mad because your unsightly boil is rising. I guess I'm just trying to put up a warm front to smooth over that icy stare.
I was just watching the preview of the Fantastic Fore cast when I realized that I hadn't checked into the blog. Amazing how Michael Chiklis who plays the Thing looks alot like Jonathan Winters. Did you know that the Human Torch and the Invisible Woman are supposed to be related? Wonder what their last names are. . .
You certainly have flooded us with great puns! Keeping up with you is certainly not going to be a breeze. I heard Dr. Post is out fishing, perhaps he will come back with a drought, but that would mean he's still playing in an ozone
Oddly enough, I spent the last few days in Windsor. And may I just say that I consider Mr. Huge's comments to be an affront. Now that I'm back I can spring into action.
Ahh, good to have the blow hard back. I figured that you went out westerly, sunny, and we missed your rambling drizzle.
It apparently didn't matter weather I was here or not since we have a new contributor. I think its great because now some pressure will be off of us now. And to Allen, I would like to say high!
Hu-mid you the welcoming committee? Anyway, did you hear that the US may have to change our measurement practices? I can't bar-a-metric conversion, but something tells me that'll change. Perhaps, we can gauge the reaction through our blog?
I say to hail with the metric system. If I were president, I would so bar that system.
Speaking of outdated systems, whatever happened to the Olds Tornado? Because I don't have the foggiest notion! You probably don't know either, but thought I would extend you some latitude.
That car has been gone so long it's only used by people living in squallor. There's probably a line of them at the junk yard.
I so the same thing, you tope! I think I'll do a national service and tell you to watch it buster! This will be your only warning!
You disgust me! This blog is just about over unless you find another cast member.
Hey listen bluster, I think I would like a broad as a cast member.
I can tell already that if we had a female cast member you would rubber the wrong way. My galosh, don't you have any couth? You're not too bright, I hope you don't have a bunch of dumb rellatives!
I think you should be booted out of here on your afroze, bro! Oops. Sorry to bring up your heritage. Guess, I should remain calm.
I would liken your comments to those of a first grader but I don't want to be too much of an equater. Instead I'll just take off in my Equinox.
Face it, your car is underpowered. You should of bought one that was hemi powered engines, but all's sphere in love and war, if you don't have the money. Sorry, nature calls!
Apparently while you've been longing around you've developed quite an attitude.
Glad you're bringing in current events, because it keeps us tropical. In fact, I hear that there's another uprising brewing with the in the Ukraine by some Poles
You had better watch your steppe. We're creating puns by the tundra.
You are a shady character who tends to eclipse those around you - kind of like Moe and Curly soLar always felt left out!
Right now were tide but I think you're going to be the big lunar.
O-ceant! I forgot that we were currently in the middle of a competition. Doesn't matter, because I'll still be wave-ing to my fans when I'm surfing to the finish line
Was there an episode of Cheers where cliff got really mad and he was going to sue Nahmi?
You know, you're probably as old and ugly as Esther Williams! By the way, I apologize to Esther, as I didn't mean to Dis-aster!
Nice of you to give her that advisory.
Oh yeah. Now I'm really quake'n in my boots.
You're a sinkhole!
You're a Dennis to society!
Somebody ought to whack you with a panhandle!
I'm warming you that this blog could go Global, I tell you!
I don't think you should be making those kind of comments in this environment.
I ob-Jet to your Streaming comments
Stop telling tails; you're just full of wind.
I'm just getting propulse at your comments, sion
I've got to give you props for that pun. You're a real Clare Peller.
That's a hot retort. Whair's the beef? Blustery!
Have you noticed that Dr. Post Jr. has not said hi in this posting? Hey, what's a grommet - er, nevermind.
Now we're getting some meteor issues.
Honestly, dew you guys know any more weather puns?
Hey, don't start getting condensating!
Hey, if you keep yelling at me I'm going to kick your asteroid!
Can't we settle this like gentlemen, and just go to a restaurant and shuck some moistures?
better hope no one is allergic to moistures, or there might be a chance of severe hives!
I'm so mad about the violation of the gentleman's agreement that I'm ready to storm out of this pun.
Calm down and get a Mountain Dew. Just wanted to Point that out.
It takes a man of many talents and Skillings to come up with that suggestion.
and probably a few Tomatoes as well. Of course, then you won't have enough for the Chill-i
When you make the chili, you'd better pour it quickly, or the chili's heat will cool off
Don't come down on me like that. Us cool Cats like to have our chilli Dogs
It took me a while to get that last one but I puddled through.
Don't forget to sprinkle some grated cheese on your chilli!
Personally, I'd rather drizzle some hot sauce.
Oh Mon! It's too Soon for hot sauce!
I'm hungry, and that sounds deciduous!
That sounds like too much of a drain on my cash. I'd rather have bow-tie pasta instead.
It seems like I haven't been doing my pot to keep up my half of the blog. I'd better come in out of the gold.
Too often, you've just been a lepre. Chaun you be nicer?
You're crazy. Plenty of people tell me I'm lucky because I have so much charm.
You're starting to raise my Ire in this electronic land. Are you just green with envy because I Pub-lish more creative puns?
O'Really? I think you're erin in that assessment. Why don't you just go away and take your man's bragh with you!
O'Really? I think you're erin in that assessment. Why don't you just go away and take your man's bragh with you!
U2 crazy posting twice! I'm all clover you in puns!
Your jokes are corny but I got no beef with you. By the way, I was at the airport last night but I couldn't get a ride, even with all that cabbage.
Sounds like an old episode of Andy Griffth involving Blarney Fife!
You mean the one at McDonald's?
You're really Fish'n on that last one. Why don't you make yourself useful and actually Chip in for a change?
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