Wednesday, June 01, 2005

What ever happened to Vanilla Ice?

I heard that the Ice man was going to be on some reality TV show. Amazing that he made a career off of that one song and wild personality. Only in America. Next thing we'll hear that some guy with a big 'fro who's a fight promoter will end up King.

48 comments:

Nathan Kinzel said...

I heard he had gotten together with K.C. of the Sunshine Band and formed a group called Vanilla Shake. They made lots of booty.

MrHuge2U said...

Uh huh. Uh huh. I think that was a Masterpiece for K.C.

Nathan Kinzel said...

Too bad he had to give it up because he was hitting the sauce.

MrHuge2U said...

I think you are about to be skewered in puns. This is really going to the pitts.

Nathan Kinzel said...

On the contrary, this is going to be my season. And I won't pepper my comments with salty language either. I'm really cooking right now - in fact, I'm on fire!

MrHuge2U said...

I think you're just ribbing me. Did you think I was chicken? You must be smoking something.

Nathan Kinzel said...

You really burned me up. Are you trying to start something? I'll meat you outside.

MrHuge2U said...

Is this supposed to be a roast, or are you just brushing me off?

Nathan Kinzel said...

Hey, I got no beef with you. We'll talk ladle.

MrHuge2U said...

Alright, I was just tired of constantly getting grilled. Reminds me of a time you were passing gas while listening to an old Edie Briquette song.

Nathan Kinzel said...

As I recall that evening, you were pretty lit up and singing Nat King Coal songs.

MrHuge2U said...

I guess I met my match. Wait, strike that. I'm afraid that I might ignite another round of puns.

Nathan Kinzel said...

Well done! You have a rare talent for this medium.

MrHuge2U said...

We've got a lot at steak in this raw channel. I'd love to continue, but you're beginning to grate on my nerves.

Nathan Kinzel said...

I'm not going to add any more fuel to the fire. Your goose is cooked and I'm done.

MrHuge2U said...

Nice fluid seque. Make no bones about it, we're definitely getting lighter comments.

Nathan Kinzel said...

I think our readers have turned on us. I'm flipping mad. I could just spit!

MrHuge2U said...

What do you baste your impressions on? Anyway, I have to find my Webers so I can keep my feet dry while I go out into the rain.

Nathan Kinzel said...

Hey, put a lid on it. I'm just testing your kettle.

MrHuge2U said...

You are truly a pro pane today. Kind of reminds me of Sparky Anderson when he used to pull pitchers with the flick of his hand. I think he even drove a Honda CRV which can also be called a Pilot Light.

Nathan Kinzel said...

You seem pretty tight with Sparky - I think you must be flaming, if you know what I mean. Did you used to call him "your highness"? I'll bet back in the old days you were driving the Kings Ford

MrHuge2U said...

Spare me the bad jokes - You're starting to rub me the wrong way, just like a west nile carrying mesquite-0

Nathan Kinzel said...

I'm starting to lean toward ending this string now. At least that would be my choice if you would only trim your comments. We're taking up prime cyberspace here.

MrHuge2U said...

Are you trying to tell me to cut it out? Or are you trying to give me the brush off? Guess I just need to ketchup, honey

Nathan Kinzel said...

Don't call me honey! And I'm afraid your puns don't cut the mustard but I relish the opportunity to read your vein attempts.

MrHuge2U said...

Go back to your condiment made of stone-a, onion stay there! You are definitely in a pickle.

Nathan Kinzel said...

You can pepper your comments with all the trash talk you want, I'll still be the wiener.

MrHuge2U said...

You lowly dog, I've got no beef with you. Besides, you're kind of corny which is refreshing in this stale ear.

Nathan Kinzel said...

Your remarks seem rather senseless, as if you were a vegetable. Maybe it's fruitless to continue this discussion. I wonder if kaBob Miller would join this discussion - or maybe Chuck Gramigna.

MrHuge2U said...

Last I heard, he had a toothache and was driving to the Dennis and breaking the speed limit on the Eisenhower. This may be the last Strahl if his DeSoto breaks down. Boy, am I getting skewered in this round.

Nathan Kinzel said...

It took me awhile to get back to you, I was on the John. I'm afraid I may need to get a Costelloctomy.

MrHuge2U said...

I'm always Fred-ing when you bring up the john while I'm trying to cook with Flaxmayer-seed oil. Anne another thing, I could Carol less if you Linke another pun to me! I think I'll drive my new Cheverolet Cor-Yvette to the local nursery, Amlands, or maybe I'll take the Roy-ota 4Runner.

Nathan Kinzel said...

I Donna what you're saying but I suspect it's some kind of whitewalsh. Your posts are just namsense, a kangaroo would be more intelligent.

MrHuge2U said...

Mama Maria! Are you being DeMeasing today!!! Remember, you are just an average Joe and I'm Dun, Man!

Nathan Kinzel said...

I ought to send you a bill for all the jahnke you've been posting lately.

Hey, by the way, I was bobbing through traffice yesterday to go see that new stawarz movie.

MrHuge2U said...

At my Dennis visit, I got a Leeds on a discount supplier of Perrino bottled water, but he's only available on Sunday

Nathan Kinzel said...

Wendy tell you about the water? Was he having a martini at the time?

MrHuge2U said...

Oh Than-Kevins! Mi-Yakishire Terrier is going into heat! Sorry, it Sims like I've been Sharon a little too much with my company with this post!

Nathan Kinzel said...

I'm no longer karyn what you say because I cassano more on the subject.

MrHuge2U said...

I could Sue you for that last comment. Are you sNorton something or are you just crazy?

Nathan Kinzel said...

You're just a Dick, why don't you move to Missari?

MrHuge2U said...

Quit your Lamey comments before I start to Bill you for this nonsense.

Nathan Kinzel said...

I think you are in Barreirror you big Jay O!

MrHuge2U said...

Ayyy, R you Cing what I'm seeing? Adamski is in distress while she's having a cup of Joe!

Nathan Kinzel said...

Hey, guess who's birthday is on Monaday? I'll give you a hint, osborn in November.

MrHuge2U said...

Jesse you wait, I'll pop you like a Lo-Pez dispenser on accounta, I wanna payable you back.

Nathan Kinzel said...

I don't think you ken, at least that's what I erd, man.

MrHuge2U said...

I certainly ken if you keep giving me Flaks about it!