There I was a couple of days ago in the middle of a sand trap on one of the local golf courses. Being the sportsmanlike person that I am, I grabbed the rake and smoothed out any trace of my presence in the sand so as not to disturb the next poor guy. As I carefully tended to the landscape, not only did I straighten out my own footprints, I was also taking care of some inconsiderate predecessor's as well. Consciously even, not by accident. This could only mean one thing: I'm an obsessive compulsive person (and I leap to conclusions rather quickly).
There is further evidence. At magazine racks in newstands I've been known to rearrange errant magazines so that they're back in their proper place. After all, we can't have FHM covering up the Time stack, can we? And how about the grocery store? I can't stand having the tomato paste oozing over into the tomato sauce section. And God forbid that the vanilla and butterscotch flavored Jell-O puddings should intermingle.
So there you have it, only one possible explanation - obsessive compulsive.
Or a neatnik maybe.
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I guess I'm in the same boat. I find myself trying to straighten the playboys from the penthouses all the time. I also try to be considerate for the next fellow, and try to make sure the pages are not creased, by carefully reviewing each page. In addition, I feel compelled that you're probably misuing the phrase obsessive compulsive as you are more than likely just plain ugly.
So you're bragging about fondling magazines?
No complaining about your lack of fondling. Are you from Fon-du-lac?
No, but I am getting Madison!
Too bad, I'm getting a Focus and a Dells!
Too bad you won't be able to do any racine with your Focus.
Oh, I certainly Kenosha you that I can blow the Doors off you in any County!
I don't care if you invest a cool Mil in that car, you'll be waukee before I finish my bratwurst.
Osh hope I didn't hurt your feelings, by Kosh.
No, you didn't. Sorry I got LaCrosse with you.
It's o-Bay, I know you're a little Green on Blogs.
Eau, now it's Claire to me, you're a wise guy.
I heard you gave a ton of Apples to your teacher, you butt kisser.
She said I was a good boy agen.
I don't believe you. Weyauwega ask her to prove it?
Go jump in the Lake - or is that a violation of the Geneva convention?
Now Cedar,Burgmeister. Don't be bringing in the Geneva convention yet until the National Convention is over.
I just flew home from the national convention with Ryne Sandberg. I told the pilot "since we have Sandberg on the plane we should let Ryne land 'er".
I dunno, If Sandburg landed the plane my face would probably turn white. Water would definitely be needed.
You would need a towel to Wausau your face.
Damn, I just dropped my Platte. Ville you help me clean it up?
I think you should go clean it up yourself, or are you anti-go?
I'm not Antigo or Tarzan or Janes! Ville you leave me alone!
Sure. I had a couple beers and I feel a little beloited anyway.
You'd better slow down your drinking or someone could beavery mad, dam it!
You could make a plastic Sturgeon a rich man if you keep Bayting me.
Tom, I'm sorry for a hawk'in ya, but I gotta do what I gotta do.
Wil you just leave me alone or will I have to Mont a challenge?
Tom - ah you're getting upset.
Now wait just a Manit, why don't you guys take owoc to cool off a bit?
In the interest of harmony, I will conCedar a truce. How about we go out for a Burger?
Wau! Watosa great idea!
We must maintain a Sturtey foundation on this blog and stop this vanting!
We oit to go to Taco Bel to settle this once and for all!
Neenah one of you could carry my jockstrap!
To be Franklin, I think that we have exhausted Wisconsin cities, and I propose that we make a change. I'm Wheaton.
Great idea. You're a palatine.
Now we're Rolling just like MeadowsLark Lemon!
I think this entire blog is a schaum - I'm moving to a different berg!
How many Niles away are you planning to move?
I'll bet you're so exhausted with this blog that they have to carry you away in a Gurnee
You ought to talk to a Pal a tine or two to make yourself feel better.
Wau conda of you to suggest that.
You couldn't Cary my jock strap.
But I bet you would get your Joliet if I did!
This conversation has turned South; I'm sorry I Holland at you.
Oak-ay! Let's just Park our differences.
Oakay, I think I'll go read a brook.
I'm sorry, what subject wazion earlier?
It seems kind of Grays to me know. Why don't you Lake me up later and ask?
Just go home, wood you?
Hey, did you know that 2 out of 3 dentists suggest that you should Floss-mor
Olympia Dukakis says it all depends on how you Fields in the morning.
I think I saw her at Medieval Times where she was horseback and Lansing her opponent. Not bad for an older woman.
Was she the champaign then or did she lose a later battle?
I think she lost because she's overweight. In fact, I think she's a Blooming - Ton!
Hey, you stole my pun! You're pretty darien!
Well after watching Spiderman 2, I became Anti-och, and feel that I can do anything!
Did you see Batman begins? I thought that movie was mo' kena.
I'm too cultured; I'd much rather spend my time watching the Aurora Borealis!
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