This is especially true with your flaked cereals (Corn Flakes, Frosted Flakes, Raisin Bran, etc.) Cheerios and Apple Jacks, on the other hand, stand up pretty well to milk. It's no wonder that "a bowl a day keeps the bullies away" with regard to Apple Jacks. Now Cracklin' Oat Bran practically requires milk to not do severe damage to the delicate tissues located throughout the mouth. And your Granola type cereals really don't give a damn about milk one way or the other.
And finally, why don't people pour chocolate milk on cereal?
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I think milk is overrated anyway. Besides milk gives the lactose intolerant gas, and we know that gas is NOT good. Now, avacadoes may occasionally invoke a little flatulence every now and then, but also ensure a rapid erection. So if you are in construction, you may want to add some guacamole in your diet.
You know, when I heard guacomole was an aphrodesiac, I thought it meant I would end up with hair like Linc!
Reminds me. Sausage links are also supposed to provide the necessary lift. Don't know how many times I've heard: "is that a sausage link in your pants or are you excited to see me?"
How many times have you heard "take that ugly Jack-O-Lantern off your shoulders"?
Does your wife still put your graduation picture in the window on Halloween? Looks pretty cool with the candle behind it.
What a coincidence - I just saw your graduation picture yesterday. It had been a long time since I was at the post office.
It's been a long time since you took a shower as well.
Should I give it back?
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
I'm sorry but I have to go run after my refrigerator.
What took so long to respond? I know you're out there; I hear you breathing.
Hey, Prince Albert finally got out of the can. He must have had to go bad.
I heard he had a weak back. At least, for a week back.
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