Tuesday, November 01, 2005
They're Not Marshmallows!
The marshmallows in Lucky Charms have got to be the most un-marshmallow-like food items ever. I'm sure those crunchy little things in the Lucky Charms are virtually pure sugar like your run of the mill marshmallow but they don't taste like a marshmallow and they certainly aren't soft like a marshmallow. I most definitely don't want any floating around in my hot chocolate.
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Do you recall the crunchy items in Count Chocula and Frankenberry? Same thing. They are a menace to marshmallow lovers everywhere.
So who really likes marshmallows anyway? They have no taste and they stick to everything that you don't want them to! In fact, s'mores have reduced the literacy level of our children because no one truly knows how to spell them, but frequently causes massive migraines in our youth as they attempt to.
Ever try Kraft marshmallow creme? Kind of luck Elmer's glue with added sugar. Now you know why Ghostbuster's chose the Sta-Puff Marshmallow man as their nemesis. Be warned!
Personally, I think S'Mores do nothing but ruin a perfectly good toasted marshmallow. And marshmallow creme is no more of a contributor to society than those nasty things they put in Lucky Charms, Count Chocula or Frankenberry.
But marshmallows - you gotta have them in hot chocolate! And they're great right out of the bag.
How do you know you're eating the marshmallows or the plastic bag? Oh yeah, the plastic has flavor.
I demand more entertainment.
Sincerely,
Your Fired Consultant
What do you say we hook up electrodes to his gonads? We could Shock the Monkey!
Seems a bit harsh to me - at least you didn't select a Sledgehammer.
Now that we actually have demand for entertainment maybe we should respond appropriately. I say its time for a new post! Besides, I think we took that marshmallow theme as far as it will go.
I think you're getting soft in the middle.
What is this?!(?) Some kind of roast?!!??!?!?!????!?!!?!?
Oooh! I've been shocked before. I'm embarrassed to admit that I lack gonads, however. My maker neglected to make them for me. I am a boy, but for reasons unknown to me, I have a giant Hoo Hah.
Hope this clears up the gonad thing. I look forward to being shocked. Thank you.
I thought he was fired? Guess he's coming back for s'mores.
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