Monday, January 09, 2006
Colorado, here we come
I had a rocky relationship with an old flame, but boy did she have a nice set of mountains. She asked me out for breakfast, and guess what? I had a Denver Omelette. She then asked if I wanted to get back together, and instead of Spring-ing to attention, I just responded: Boulder-dash!
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Summer wondering if you merely tried to season your post by that reference to springing to attention. I wouldn't fall for that. Besides, I think I just won a million dollars - at least that letter I received in the mail said I may already be a winter!
Sorry, I was just trying to give you the old "what four". Hey, weren't you born in late December, back in '63?
Frankie, I think you must be confusing me with someone in the Vallee. Actually, I think he moved to Grease. I'm glad he moved. When I heard, I'm sure it was a special time for me. Someone mentioned that he moved to Britain to become a royal guard and changed his personality. Oh, what a special K-Night!
What, are we playing a game of Guess Who? What's Cummings next? An American woman who claims to be the new Mother Nature? Frankie, I think you're about to become Undun. It's too late. You've gone too far.
I'm aPauled by your insults. Instead, I should be Revered since I've come up with some original ideas rather than Raidering from other blogs. Oh Henry! This must be the Eighth time I brought this up! Always, the second verse is the same as the first verse!
I don't think there's any Herm in what I've posted. Would you rather I be a Hermit?
Hey, not to change the subject, but you know Mrs. Brown? Her daughter is just lovely. I'll bet the boyfriend is one proud bloke.
There isn't a Silver of truth to what you said. In fact, I would say it's nonConventional. Sorry, gotta fly to see the new Batman and Robin movie. So Fly!
You know, even though I just got back from Hawaii, I'm ready to go to Reo - and fast. Maybe I should take some kind of Speedwagon. Of course, I'm used to flying but I'm willing to roll with the changes.
I just remembered, I can't leave just yet. I have to tune a piano. Then I'll have some tuna fish.
What do you mean I can't?!
I see you must have gotten a head Rush with all that Spirit after watching those dumb Radio Shack ads while you were Flying By Night. Next time, just read a book like Tom Sawyer
You're really rolling now, but I'm afraid I'm going to throw some stones. After all, that's how I get some satisfaction. In fact, it's a gas!
Got to go do my jumping jacks now.
I'm surprised you found your way back. You had a hard enough time getting back on the Jefferson El stop, much less an Airplane. Can you imagine if it were a Starship? I know, not much Grace in this post, but you gotta admit that it's pretty Slick. Guess I better finish since there's no way out! I think I'm outta puns so I better go ask alice for some more. Or maybe Sara for some Miracles.
Maybe you should just Runaway before someone slips you a Mickey. Or are you some sort of doubting Thomas? Frankly I'm a Pauled at your commentary and Kant - er go on any further.
Look, I'm not one to start any rumors, but I heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend that you were messing around. It was some old Cronin living in Kevin-ston.
Hey, I don't want you around!
What!!! Are you Def or something? No one wants you around! You should join a Leppard colony. Jeesh, just look at your photograph!
Listen Blondie, one way or another I'm going to kick you from here to Union City until you're black and Blues.
You must be dreaming if you think you can do that. I could rap you up in the shape of a subaru. You better eat now, because I gonna beat you.
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