Sunday, February 12, 2006
Ed Farmer's Almanac
I'm sure you've heard about the snow storm that is blanketing the east coast. This made me wonder about the farmer's almanac, and all those predictions. Years ago, presumably, Farmers would rely heavily on what was contained in the almanac. But who creates these weather predictions anyway. Just like the groundhog's shadow. Who came up with the idea in the first place? Besides, just because either predicts a cold winter or vice versa, how do they know what the weather will be in your locale? Just seems ridiculous that anyone would even refer to either one even for entertainment value. Just how entertaining is it to pick up a rodent and shake him in front of a national audience for laughs? Sorry for venting, but now I need to go see Andi Macdowell while you dream of Andy Van Slyke or is it Sam MacDowell. Happy Groundhogs day, you vermint!
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28 comments:
I think publishing this post about Ed Farmer was a waste of a good Dell.
You pig. You'll reap what you sow.
Your comments are cheesy.
You're starting to grate on my nerves. Why don't you move to Muenster, Indiana, or better yet, to a Swiss colony.
I'm sorry, but I'm the pro. Why don't you leave me volone?
You're starting to sound like Ann Romano from One Day at a time. Too bad, you look like Sgt. Pepper, Jack!
Frankly, I think all of your idle cheddar is starting to sound a little un-American.
Why are you singling me out? This is really getting old. Kind of like Curd-is Mayfield. You're really milking this thread!
That's it - I'm outta here. It's been a slice.
That was a Krafty comment
I'm glad your comments are short, otherwise I couldn't stand the Borden.
Are you cow-towing me? Better not or Elsie! Just moo-ve on.
I can't stand an-udder pun.
Why not? Just be-cuds?
Seems to me you've been milking this blog for far too long.
I'm getting O'leary of your comments. What's your beef anyway? I'm just trying to put a steak in the ground - round here, and won't leave untill they carton me away.
. . .or unless I see a girl with nice Jugs.
Okay, let's stop this double posting now.
Hey, by the way, who was the lead singer of Blondie again? Was it Hebbie Dairy?
I think it was Meat Loaf. Whatever happened to him? Last time I saw him he was wearing a ten Gallon hat and in front of a judge in Quart for drinking a Pint of bourbon in public.
How could you miss Meat Loaf!? He was in Bloomington. He probably walked right past-your-eyes!
Oh yes. He was walking funny since his accident and Lack-toes, but his behavior was intolerant!
He's a homo genius, open your eyes!
By the way, that last post was really the doctor. He was just on a foreign laptop and accidentally hit the enter key before typing in "Dr. Post - unplugged".
Are you pretending to be more than one person to Skim the profits? First you want 1% then 2%, now what? 100%!?!?! There's no fat left!
Even though we've condensed our thoughts into a few comments so far, any further ideas of mine appear to have evaporated. Please don't can me.
Your comments are so dry while I remain sweet. Perhaps, you were thinking I was going to get your goat? I won't resort to tit for tat.
Got pun?
Are you hitting the bottle? Lets just nip-ple in the bud.
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