Monday, August 21, 2006

They're Fake!

When I dine at a Mexican restaurant, it seems perfectly natural that the servers and busboys are Hispanic. Likewise, at the local Chinese restaurant, I have no problem believing that the staff is all Asian. Somehow, though, I'm having a hard time believing all of these waiters and waitresses at the Olive Garden are Italian.

Sure, they sound Italian. Most times they may even look Italian. But when I"m outside of the Olive Garden, I almost never run into any Italians. Hispanics and Asians are all over the place.

HIJACKED POST: Perhaps if you ate INSIDE, you would notice the Italians!

7 comments:

MrHuge2U said...

Interesting observations. Kind of like false advertising, isn't it. I feel the same way when I eat at the local Red Lobster, and meet all the crabby wait people. Good thing we have a Hooters in town.

Nathan Kinzel said...

Stop posting my blogs before I'm done writing them!

I'll bet there are a few fakes at Hooters too.

MrHuge2U said...

I wouldn't brag about what you wrote. It certainly isn't what I would term prose. Besides you could use some help.

There weren't any fakes at my Hooters. Trust me. Maybe a few brunettes posing as blondes, but I was able to confirm the truth. . .

Nathan Kinzel said...

Of course I know your hooters aren't fake. Why would a guy actually try to have your man-boobs?! By the way, have you considered a man-siere?

MrHuge2U said...

Listen Bro, I think you're a Boob! Isn't that what they call "tit for tat?"

Nathan Kinzel said...

Hey, I thought we were bosom buddies?

MrHuge2U said...

That's the way I describe Katie Couric, or is that "perky?" What would you sug-chest?