Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Toastmasters International
I recently heard of this organization, and believe I have now heard it all. Imagine, a group dedicated to the love of toast! A global entity at that! Just imagine - we can have a Sushimasters, or a Weinermasters, or a head cheese masters, or even a Webmasters Intl! I, myself, recently joined the much heralded: Sexmaster organ-ization. Feel free to bow to me accordingly, envious folk.
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Interesting.
I just ordered a Stairmaster. However, when the package came, all that was inside was this guy that won't stop looking at me.
Maybe he would stop staring if you didn't look quite so freaky as a Master-Baiter.
Perhaps, you should consider investing in Servicemaster.
Which reminds me, they just don't make shows like I Dream of Jeannie anymore.
In my opinion, that's not a Major problem, because I was tired of those old commercials with Nelson brothers chiming in every ten minutes.
Personally I think you're full of it with that Nelson Brothers stuff. Besides, I've been wrestling with whether or not they really do love me.
No they love me too! Even Earl Schieb.
Just don't tell me any more about your little dalliance with the Empire carpet guy.
I hear you had a little tango on the Carpet with Rock Hudson on 3-2-7000.
No, you've got it all wrong. I was just McMillin' about with Susan St. James on Company time.
I think your heads in the McClouds! Man, keeping up on this blog is Murder, and that's all she wrote!
I see you're Petering out. Where are all the Falks who used to read our blog?
I think they moved to Columbo, Missouri. Oh Hec, after this controversey around Jon BenetRamsey, I'm not sure if anyone trusts the media anymore.
Well that was certainly obscure! I didn't get it at first so I asked my Dennis. He thinks you probably cheated - otherwise you're quite a Weaver of 70's TV references.
There ya' go.
I ought to Sue you for defamation of character. After all, I am a Saint compared to you. Now leave me alone so I can put on my paJamesma and get to bed!
You've been sKateing on thin ice for too long buddy. Just be careful around dark Allies looking for some Jane because it could be Curtins for you.
Let's just take this One day at a time, shall we? Franklin speaking, your really starting to Bonnie me!
Hey, don't go there! We were just starting to get off the Schneider.
The last time I went there I was in the San Fernando Valerie watch Sesame Street. Boy, that Bertinelli are really a funny pair.
Sometimes I don't know what the hell you're talking about. I'll just wait for your next post while I have a 2-cheese pizza with mozzarella Ann Romano cheese.
Leave me alone, I'm busy trying to read a consultants' report by Mackenzie and Company while trying to find my Phillips screwdriver!
You deserve a Pat on the back for working that one in. Maybe you really do have Harrington on your chest.
I learned everything I know from watching Dwayne's World. Isn't that Super? At least, that's what I intendent that joke to be!
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