Monday, September 18, 2006

Catch a Tiger by . . .

Ok. It's late in the baseball season, and the Detroit Tigers no longer have the best record in baseball like they have all year long. That distinction now belongs to the hated New York Mets. There is the chance that this could be another subway series with dismal ratings that only a Lee Mazilli fan would enjoy. However, the season is wrapping up to be a real thrilla in Manilla as the ghost of Kirby Puckett and those surging Minnesota Twins prepare to overtake Leyland's Lions. But don't count out the Jim (Thome) Sox even though they probably stink like an old used pair of gym socks right now. I think they'll go down to the wire, and perhaps a little cheating like a dropped third strike. But then, they don't cheat in baseball, steriod boy, do they? Certainly, not on the South side of town.

22 comments:

Nathan Kinzel said...

My old friend Matt told me he never met a Met he didn't meet. Matt gave me a mitt... and a mutt. A real meat eater.

MrHuge2U said...

Are you sure, you're not Yanking my chain, Yank. Yessiree, I yi, yi, yi, yi when I go to Yosemite, because it reminds me of Yonkers.

Nathan Kinzel said...

Are you talkin' tough Tiger? Time to tame your truculence. Take a hike!

Toodle-oo

MrHuge2U said...

Indeed! Your insolence is insufferable which is indicative of an independent Indian! I irrefutably intend to investigate, you idiot!

Nathan Kinzel said...

Really?! Rampant rudeness renders me rather Red. Regular roughing you up is required. Rodent!

MrHuge2U said...

Fine! Feel my freaking fingers form a fist, you Phillie!

Nathan Kinzel said...

Brave boasting buddy, but you better button it brother before I belt, bludgeon and bully you buster.

MrHuge2U said...

Go get guts, guy. My Giant goiter grabs you like a grey goose guffawing in the groin. Get going.

Nathan Kinzel said...

Quite a Card. Caustic commentary can't cause credible correspondence. Calmly create coolness, Cubby!

MrHuge2U said...

Please pipe down Padre. Perhaps, psychiatric persons can perform a phased proposal or at least a placebo?

Nathan Kinzel said...

Right. Really, you're a Royal rash on the rumpus, Rocky. Write routinely respectable remarks regularly, rascal.

MrHuge2U said...

Drat! Dude, don't dare drag dumb dialogue. Dubious distinction downright from a draft Dodger!

Nathan Kinzel said...

Roger, Ranger. Real radical response. Right on.

MrHuge2U said...

Oh obviously, this outrageous offensive overt overture is over like an ostracized orangantuan ostrich. Observe in October an obscene oath to only obsess for oranges or otherwise an Oriole cookie with your overbite or you'll be obese. Offer open, ogre?

Nathan Kinzel said...

All A's for alliteration at you, Ace. Awesome activity and actions are alright again. Anyway, all around accurate authoring!

MrHuge2U said...

My masquerade makes me misty, mostly like a maudlin Mariner missing mistletoe melodies. Maybe Mayberry may be made into a movie?

Nathan Kinzel said...

Naturally, no one needs National notoriety now. Notwithstanding nonsensical notations nightly noted nearby. Nifty, no?

MrHuge2U said...

Actually, assumptions all allow Astro-nomical anomolies, and an actuary asks all acknoledgements to acquiesce. Alright?

Nathan Kinzel said...

Blah, blah, blah, blah, Brewers, blah, blah, blah, blah.

MrHuge2U said...

Yada, Yada, Yada, Yadier Molina, Yada, Yada, Yada, Yankees, Yada, Yada Yada

Nathan Kinzel said...

Poor Placido Polanco played pepper plenty past Pittsburgh Pirates Parker, pal.

MrHuge2U said...

My main man, mighty Marlin Brando made movies more moribund. Maybe my movie mavens may mistakenly move more manic Mickey Mouse masterpieces, mister!