Thursday, October 12, 2006
Alexis Gomez
So when did the father of the Addams family get a starring role on the Tigers? What kind of name is Alexis anyway. No wonder he's had such a tough time in the major leagues. He's got a woman's name! Imagine how Brandon Inge must feel when he has to tell his wife that he's going out with Alexis after the game. What the hell kind of name is Inge anyway? Sounds like something that keeps a door swinging, not a ballplayer. Almost as bad as Neifi Perez. I mean what is that?!?! How in the world do you curse a child by naming him a "Neifi!" What were they thinking? As if, Perez dispenser is not bad enough, they have to label the poor kid with a moniker that sounds like a freaking fairy. Now don't start me on Wilfredo Ledezma. His first name sounds like a white sauce for pasta while his last name is a skin disease. Great combination. Too bad he was saddled with both and bad acne. Jamie Walker? Didn't he star in Good Times? He's just Dyno-MITE! My favorite is obviously, Kenny Rogers. Damn, he makes good chicken!
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A Lexus. Enough said. Perhaps not appropriate for Detroit, however. Maybe he's destined for the Japanese league.
And then you have Zoomaya. Zoom, zoom, zoom. I'll bet he drives a Mazda.
What about Craig Monroe? His name could give you a shock. Absorb that one.
Carlos Guillen. It's rather obvious why he should play in Detroit.
Fernando Rodney should be nicknamed "Hot".
Now that Sean Casey is hurt, I'll bet he's a litte cranky.
These really are the Motor City Madmen.
How did Ted Nugent ever get to be called the Motor City Madman anyway? Just what is he really mad at? Is he mad at being associated with Detroit? Did he wish he was from Japan? Does he drive a Lexus? Can he play a journeyman second base? Can he play with Journey? Can he come out and play? Questions. I'm riddled with questions today. I must have gotten Cat Scratch Fever.
Lord knows what kind or how many diseases you may have. But we do know that the Tigers sure had a Stranglehold on the A's and Yankees this post season.
The players and Jim Leyland have sure made it happen so far this year but I think it all started with Dave Dombrowski, the GM.
Actually, I think it started with Dave Dombrowski's parents, but you probably wouldn't understand conception. I myself remember Dave Conception, as he played a mean shortstop, conceptually speaking, of course.
For Pete's sake, a Rose by any other name would still... what is it? Be a Rose? Whatever, you're not going to win any Tonys with this act, perhaps a Perez dispenser, maybe.
Anyway, you're comments are really starting to Bern me up. Of course, I've been edgy ever since I got on that low Carbo diet.
Enough of this nonsense. It's time for me to Don a bib and throw some food down my Gullett.
Your comments are getting me all Red. You oughta be Bench-ed for your Johnny -mouth message! I, myself, am like a Ray of light in the Knight! By George, I think I am Foster-ing a debate. Great Cesar's ghost, I think I'll just yell "Geronimo!" and give up.
I think I'll have a cup of Joe, and then some more, and then some Morgan. Then I'll take a Leek, or at least I May. Regardless, it's time to Barry this post - unless you want to go off on some Larkin.
Now your getting Rawly crazy, Eastwick-pecially when you brought up Larkin. Dan! I think you need a proper Driesen down for that remark. You've really Doug a hole for yourself but I'll just grin and Bair it.
My blogging partner doesn't know Jack. In fact, I should be Billingham, or her, for wasting my time. Maybe I'll give you coal for Chris-mas, and you can't Sabo. Get your feet out of the Clay and go Carrolling.
I'm not sure why anyone would Pedro for your ramblings unless they were intoxicated with Borbon or Dave you a Tom Collins.
I didn't think you could respond; but I Ken, in a Griffey.
Sounds like another occasion when you're trying to ROB Peter to Pay Paul or is that just meaningless Dibble?
Whew, I spent a long time in the John there Mac. I stopped and checked my self out in Na mara.
What were you doing in the Lou so long? Were you nervous about offering your Pin to that ugly girl who looks like ella Fitzgerald?
You've crossed the line with that base remark. In fact, I think you kicked up a little Dusty on your way by with these half Bakered remarks. I know this thread is teaming with puns but I just had to throw in a Cubble more.
Ok. Juan more time, please take a long walk off a short Pierre. Now I need to go to the John. Mabry, I'll post later.
It's a good thing this is a blog. If you had a Mike, I don't think people could Barrett. Frankly, I'm tired of having to Kerry you and I don't know how many people Wood. You haven't made your Mark here, do you have any Prior experience?
I used to work close by the Dan Ryan right next to Dempster Avenue but it was such a relief to get out of that rat race. Now I just moved down the Blanco next to the candy store where I have an O'Henry bar and relax.
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