Yes, it's been around for awhile, but every so often there are clever lines that just withstand the test of time. I was behind a truck with this bumper sticker today and it's just so subtly funny I still have to chuckle.
Of course, then I blew right by him and flipped him off as I went past.
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I don't know why, but I've always enjoyed "Ask me about HerbaLife." Probably because it reminds me of something unhealthy but they want you to think that it's natural and safe. Unfortunately, it conjures up images of soylent green to me. It also reminds me of the time I slapped it on the back of your fat ass as you unwittingly walked by on your way to the big meeting. At least, everyone got to know who you were afterwards.
Hey, weren't you the guy standing outside of Wendy's for half an hour in the dead of winter? You know, if you had been holding up one of those "store closing" signs you could have made some money!
I think shortly after that unfortunate incident (of which ended on a fairly high note as I garnered the sympathy of two lovely women, one of which was quite curvaceous as I recall), I noticed that you again became the highlight of the halls as you trekked through with toilet paper hanging from under your suit jacket. Perhaps in the future, you should try to make sure "all is well" prior to leaving the rest room in the future.
Of course, this conjures images in my mind of you running around in a small circle like a dog chasing his tail as you try to ensnare that elusive line of toilet paper that is waving from your waist band.
You know, son, as much as you deserved your sentence standing outside of Wendy's for your misdeeds at that time, I was never more ashamed than when you were "flipping off" some other poor driver as I rode quietly in the passenger seat. Oh, if only your horn hadn't been broken then.
I seemed to recall that you were also the strange bird who had a blinking graphic on your PC which clearly stated to all who cared to notice as they sauntered by "hairball."
Leave my friend alone or you'll have to deal with me!
PT,
Please don't address Mr. Huge Ego's mother in that manner. We may sink very low in this blog (embarrassingly low in fact) but making fun of someone else's mother is truly below the belt.
Thank you,
DP
Speaking of below the belt, DP, I think you are one of the few who could carry Dave Stewart's infamous jock strap.
MH2U,
Perhaps so, but you're one of the few who have actually had there hands on Mr. Stewart's jock strap.
DP
I was trying to figure out why your name was on it. Strange looking with all the pink hearts.
How long ago had you written it there?
He said it was your handwriting. The lip prints you left were very disconcerting.
My God, you sure are intimate with Mr. Stewarts jock strap. I know you're making that stuff up about me but you're actually admitting a thorough knowledge of said athletic wear. I think you need to join a support group. Oops, I made a pun!
You were just itching to say that, weren't you? Your cup runneth over.
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