Felix Pie of the Chicago Cubs is suffering from "testicular torsion" (or in layman's terms, a twisted testicle) that will require some minor surgery. This is apparently a rather expensive procedure because I hear that Elliot Spitzer paid over $4,000 to have this done back in February.
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Sounds like he may undergo surgery to correct his "malfunction." Gives new meaning to a slice of Pie!
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