Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Nature is Calling
I've been thinking lately about the Mormon church. Yes, this is a shameless plug to get those googling for info on Mormons or Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints to inadvertantly land on our blog. In any event, I came to believe that they are right about one thing. Traditionally, they have believed that a man should have more than one wife, otherwise known infamously as polygamy. Now, before you go off being all righteous on me, let me explain why there may be some merit to this idea. Think of other forms of life and how they can procreate incredibly with multiple partners. Man has billions and billions of sperm, but one woman could not possibly be expected to furnish her man with that many children or acts for that matter. I sincerely believe that nature intended man to have multiple partners. Do you think that cavemen only responded to one woman. Of course not! Their clubs in fact had the blood and hair of many women. In fact, it's only right that we do so. We should not go against the laws of nature, but live in harmony with as many wives as we can handle. Let's start a movement now! We shall call ourselves the New Age.
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Alright, sure. But who's this Polly Gamy you're referring to and how will she feel about all these other wives of yours.
Just imagine a world where a man has multiple wives and the wives are okay with it! I myself would have a bunch of wholesome looking woman, like Marie Osmond types. Nothing more exciting then be married to the girl next door and the girl next door and the girl next door. . .
Can I presume the wives would have multiple husbands as well? You might be regarded by wives A, B, C, D, etc. as the "caretaking husband". This whole plan may actually work against you. My recommendation to you is to be happy with your once a month schedule and not risk taking on an entire neighborhood of household chores.
All my wives would have multiple chores, cars, orgasms, etc. but of course, only one me. That's the way nature intended it to be, otherwise why would there be more females than males in the world? Besides there's more of me to go around!
Could you mow our lawn this weekend? The weeds are getting out of control as well.
While you're at it, you may want to spread some of that "fertilizer" of yours on our grass.
Right after you put on that french maid outfit and get me a beer, Ann!
Listen punk, you can't talk to my wife that way!
Leave him alone. Besides Ann is MY wife!
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