former Cubs 1st baseman and part-time model, Pete LaCock, is related to Dick Pole, former pitching coach of the Chicago Cubs? And they say nepotism is only skin deep.
Alright, you POTTY mouth, this conversation is going down the DRAIN fast, as I'm PLUMB out of jokes. What a WASTE. Boy, am I PISSED. Why do you DUMP on me so much? Just PIPE down will you?
Thanks for your comments, please visit anytime! I was actually in Austin and wouldn't mine returning sometime (without a disguise) but that's another story. Anyway, I did enjoy the main line.
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I hear Dennis Lick, former offensive lineman for the Bears, is a good friend of theirs - ask him.
I think you just provided a blow by blow commentary.
That's my job.
That sounds like a hummer dinger of a position. By the way, you suck!
And whoever said bathroom humor is gone?
Bathroom humor isn't gone, it went to Flushing, New York.
Alright, you POTTY mouth, this conversation is going down the DRAIN fast, as I'm PLUMB out of jokes. What a WASTE. Boy, am I PISSED. Why do you DUMP on me so much? Just PIPE down will you?
If some woman gives you a hard time about your bathroom humor, I suggest you SEWER.
Shut your trap!
I didn't think you would plunge that far!
I think URINE denial
You're wrong pea brain.
Crap, I can't think of anything
Well, I won't dump on you then.
Hey, I used dump before! Did you see the Farrah Faucet show?
You're right. Sorry, my bad. No I missed the Farrah show.
Take a cold shower
Sorry, I'm drained. Why did you plug Farrah's show?
Stop it! Are you trying to rain on my parade.
I hate to interrupt your stream of double entendres! But I couldn't hold it.
Have you two ever heard of the O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships down here in Austin, Texas?
Its held the first week in May,so you missed it this year.
Anyway, I have enjoyed reading your Blog!
thanks,
Echo
Thanks for your comments, please visit anytime! I was actually in Austin and wouldn't mine returning sometime (without a disguise) but that's another story. Anyway, I did enjoy the main line.
So what happened to Dr. Post? Perhaps, he's a porcelain and cryin.
Woah, Mr. Huge. You're not the lone star of this blog, Tex. I was just a little horse.
Alright cowboy, you roped me in to this rodeo. I suppose I'll have to steer you to another direction, but I'm gonna put a steak in the ground first.
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