You know Mother's Day is coming up on May 8th. If you're looking for an alternative to the ordinary flowers and candy, the Citgo station at the corner of Rand and Euclid in Mt. Prospect has a gift shop.
Sounds too expensive for my taste. Interesting thought though. Just today at lunch as I was driving around with a couple of friends looking for a place to eat, we ventured upon a Burger King at the corner of Veteran's Parkway and Morrisey Drive that happened to be connected (literarly) to a gas station. Someone in the car mentioned that further north there was a combination McDonald's and BP gas station. Now, please tell me that is not an appetizing combination. Now, if they were to put a mortuary and a Wendy's together, someone will claim to find a finger in their chili. Actually, I heard someone gave you a chilly finger recently.
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Sounds too expensive for my taste. Interesting thought though. Just today at lunch as I was driving around with a couple of friends looking for a place to eat, we ventured upon a Burger King at the corner of Veteran's Parkway and Morrisey Drive that happened to be connected (literarly) to a gas station. Someone in the car mentioned that further north there was a combination McDonald's and BP gas station. Now, please tell me that is not an appetizing combination. Now, if they were to put a mortuary and a Wendy's together, someone will claim to find a finger in their chili. Actually, I heard someone gave you a chilly finger recently.
I think if you located a McDonalds inside of a hospital it could drum up business for each.
Actually, I was thinking of opening up a Bennigan's in Ireland.
How about opening up a McDonalds inside of Ruth's Chris?
How about opening a Ruth's Chris in a Wendy's? I wonder if someone will claim they found a cow part in their chili?
I think Jiffy Lube and McDonalds would work well together. They could probably even share some materials.
I actually think Lube Express and Hooters would work better
You might benefit from a cosmetic surgeon located inside your own workplace.
How about a proctologist and a psychologist for you since your head is up your ass!
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