to anyone who may read this post on their actual birthday. For those blog reading hobbyists who happen to pass by when it is not your birthday, please check back on that special day and this post will still be here for you! You may, of course, have to check the archives.
And for those readers whose birthday actually falls on the date of this post and in fact read it today - well, see the title above. I'm sure you're not over the hill and wasting your life away in some smoky, low rent casino in podunk, U.S.A.
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or you can call me Al. As soon as I rid my clothes of the cigarette smell of the casino, I'll come up with a better retort. I had an unbeliveable run on the roulette wheel. I had a series of 5 consecutive winning calls and missed my next one, then decided to cash out. As I was walking back, I had a premonition that green (0 or 00) would come up and was in the process of putting down my chip when the dealer freezes the table. Guess what? Yep, green comes up. I mention to the dealer that she cost me $125, and she apologizes but rules are rules. Anyway, I walk away and start playing other games, and decide to come back and notice that green hasn't been hit in over an hour. I decide to redeem a coupon (for a free $5 in honor of my birthday) and by the time I get back, Green hits again! Again, the dealer knows what just happens and before I can say anything, she says that this has never happened before. Coincidence, I think not.
Mr Huge.... That makes me wanna see a picture as proof of said hugeness.
Yeah, I don't believe it either.
Do they make wide angle lenses that big? This is something that a woman has to see to truly appreciate!
So it wouldn't show up at all in the photo?
I'm just a little modest. (low emphasis on little by the way).
When you say modest I assume you mean proportionally.
Let's just say, I can give Bozo a run with the size of my Nikes.
I believe his are fake.
Tease.
Are mrhuge2u and dr.post the same persons?
Completely different, I assure you. He's the one with the big ego.
Night and day difference. He's the one with the small. . .everything and a cross between Geraldo Rivera, Louis Farrakahn, and Ellen Degeneres.
Alright, alright. Let's just say that I'm so big that I literaly have to wrap IT around my body, and when IT unwinds . . . look out! Sometimes when IT begins to spin, I actually levitate off the ground like a freakin' helicopter! I could have made millions being a porn star, but decided that I had something special.
Like an active imagination.
more like an active sex life
It's good that you've taken things into your own hands.
Are you trying to bate me?
You're the master.
I think you're pulling my leg.
Are you yanking my chain?
Relax, don't have a stroke.
Come on. What do you really mean, squirt?
Beats me.
You're starting to rub me the wrong way
You're the rubber.
I guess that makes you the glue - jerk.
Get off it!
I'm heading off in my Jag.
Does it have a stick?
Yep, but it's hard to hold with one hand.
Lay off the horn.
Use your head. You should be flogged.
Is Brian Griese still on the Dolphins?
I think he was a little shook up. People thought he was a little slimey. He came then left.
Probably limped out of town.
Hard to tell. I think he was pumped up myself, but I don't want to rigidly rely on my perception. I think he was going back to Miami as they were going to erect a statue in his image.
I think that's just a phallacy.
I think that was Eric Dickerson you're thinking about. Apparently, you dong understand.
You're confusing Eric Dickerson with Randy Moss - he can really go long.
No that was Huey Long. Perhaps, you mean Dick Pole, former pitching coach of our beloved Cubs, and a good head on his shoulders.
I believe he married a girl named Delores.
That was her sister. Her name was Mulva.
I thought Mulva married Buck Naked?
I constanza when you beat me to the punchline.
By George, I'm posting comments right after you.
I'm just trying to Kramer my point in while you're flying somewhere in the Kosmos.
Now that we've turned the corner on our pun string I'm a NewMan. I may not be able to post tomorrow, I have to go to the Benes. I'll be back after a short vandelay.
I'm Elaine-ted that you decided to take a break. Perhaps we need a new web domain, but don't we need a master? Guess we'll also have to settle for a sit com.
Boy do I hope something bubbles up soon cause I got nothing to show.
You can always show off that pendant you wear while you're publishing these posts.
This post is really mint, junior. Hopefully, you're not trying to sponge off of me today or you'll just peterman out.
You're an ass, man.
Your ass looks like a "Mans-aire", Bro. How about we grab a cold one and go to a Maestro brewery?
Could you speak up a little - I've got "Burning Down the House" playing at full volume right now.
Ok. Let me be Frank, you Estelle that joke from me! You're just a Souper Nazi!
Don't flatter yourself, I stole that joke from Keith Hernandez.
Shirt! I think you really stole that from Puffy Daddy while he was on the Merv Griffin set
I missed Puff on Merv's show. I was in the kitchen getting something to drink. Those pretzels were making me thirsty.
Sorry, but I missed your comment as I was playing frogger. Any interest in going to a Chinese Restaurant? I hear we don't need reservations.
Why don't you come over and have a salad with us? I was just washing the lettuce in the shower this morning.
Read my lips! You need to get a good lawyer to support your case, Jack-ie
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