Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Happy Birthday...

to anyone who may read this post on their actual birthday. For those blog reading hobbyists who happen to pass by when it is not your birthday, please check back on that special day and this post will still be here for you! You may, of course, have to check the archives.

And for those readers whose birthday actually falls on the date of this post and in fact read it today - well, see the title above. I'm sure you're not over the hill and wasting your life away in some smoky, low rent casino in podunk, U.S.A.

64 comments:

MrHuge2U said...

or you can call me Al. As soon as I rid my clothes of the cigarette smell of the casino, I'll come up with a better retort. I had an unbeliveable run on the roulette wheel. I had a series of 5 consecutive winning calls and missed my next one, then decided to cash out. As I was walking back, I had a premonition that green (0 or 00) would come up and was in the process of putting down my chip when the dealer freezes the table. Guess what? Yep, green comes up. I mention to the dealer that she cost me $125, and she apologizes but rules are rules. Anyway, I walk away and start playing other games, and decide to come back and notice that green hasn't been hit in over an hour. I decide to redeem a coupon (for a free $5 in honor of my birthday) and by the time I get back, Green hits again! Again, the dealer knows what just happens and before I can say anything, she says that this has never happened before. Coincidence, I think not.

echotig said...

Mr Huge.... That makes me wanna see a picture as proof of said hugeness.

Nathan Kinzel said...

Yeah, I don't believe it either.

MrHuge2U said...

Do they make wide angle lenses that big? This is something that a woman has to see to truly appreciate!

Nathan Kinzel said...

So it wouldn't show up at all in the photo?

MrHuge2U said...

I'm just a little modest. (low emphasis on little by the way).

Nathan Kinzel said...

When you say modest I assume you mean proportionally.

MrHuge2U said...

Let's just say, I can give Bozo a run with the size of my Nikes.

Nathan Kinzel said...

I believe his are fake.

echotig said...

Tease.

J C said...

Are mrhuge2u and dr.post the same persons?

Nathan Kinzel said...

Completely different, I assure you. He's the one with the big ego.

MrHuge2U said...

Night and day difference. He's the one with the small. . .everything and a cross between Geraldo Rivera, Louis Farrakahn, and Ellen Degeneres.

MrHuge2U said...

Alright, alright. Let's just say that I'm so big that I literaly have to wrap IT around my body, and when IT unwinds . . . look out! Sometimes when IT begins to spin, I actually levitate off the ground like a freakin' helicopter! I could have made millions being a porn star, but decided that I had something special.

Nathan Kinzel said...

Like an active imagination.

MrHuge2U said...

more like an active sex life

Nathan Kinzel said...

It's good that you've taken things into your own hands.

MrHuge2U said...

Are you trying to bate me?

Nathan Kinzel said...

You're the master.

MrHuge2U said...

I think you're pulling my leg.

MrHuge2U said...

Are you yanking my chain?

Nathan Kinzel said...

Relax, don't have a stroke.

MrHuge2U said...

Come on. What do you really mean, squirt?

Nathan Kinzel said...

Beats me.

MrHuge2U said...

You're starting to rub me the wrong way

Nathan Kinzel said...

You're the rubber.

MrHuge2U said...

I guess that makes you the glue - jerk.

Nathan Kinzel said...

Get off it!

MrHuge2U said...

I'm heading off in my Jag.

Nathan Kinzel said...

Does it have a stick?

MrHuge2U said...

Yep, but it's hard to hold with one hand.

Nathan Kinzel said...

Lay off the horn.

MrHuge2U said...

Use your head. You should be flogged.

Nathan Kinzel said...

Is Brian Griese still on the Dolphins?

MrHuge2U said...

I think he was a little shook up. People thought he was a little slimey. He came then left.

Nathan Kinzel said...

Probably limped out of town.

MrHuge2U said...

Hard to tell. I think he was pumped up myself, but I don't want to rigidly rely on my perception. I think he was going back to Miami as they were going to erect a statue in his image.

Nathan Kinzel said...

I think that's just a phallacy.

MrHuge2U said...

I think that was Eric Dickerson you're thinking about. Apparently, you dong understand.

Nathan Kinzel said...

You're confusing Eric Dickerson with Randy Moss - he can really go long.

MrHuge2U said...

No that was Huey Long. Perhaps, you mean Dick Pole, former pitching coach of our beloved Cubs, and a good head on his shoulders.

Nathan Kinzel said...

I believe he married a girl named Delores.

MrHuge2U said...

That was her sister. Her name was Mulva.

Nathan Kinzel said...

I thought Mulva married Buck Naked?

MrHuge2U said...

I constanza when you beat me to the punchline.

Nathan Kinzel said...

By George, I'm posting comments right after you.

MrHuge2U said...

I'm just trying to Kramer my point in while you're flying somewhere in the Kosmos.

Nathan Kinzel said...

Now that we've turned the corner on our pun string I'm a NewMan. I may not be able to post tomorrow, I have to go to the Benes. I'll be back after a short vandelay.

MrHuge2U said...

I'm Elaine-ted that you decided to take a break. Perhaps we need a new web domain, but don't we need a master? Guess we'll also have to settle for a sit com.

MrHuge2U said...

Boy do I hope something bubbles up soon cause I got nothing to show.

Nathan Kinzel said...

You can always show off that pendant you wear while you're publishing these posts.

MrHuge2U said...

This post is really mint, junior. Hopefully, you're not trying to sponge off of me today or you'll just peterman out.

Nathan Kinzel said...

You're an ass, man.

MrHuge2U said...

Your ass looks like a "Mans-aire", Bro. How about we grab a cold one and go to a Maestro brewery?

Nathan Kinzel said...

Could you speak up a little - I've got "Burning Down the House" playing at full volume right now.

MrHuge2U said...

Ok. Let me be Frank, you Estelle that joke from me! You're just a Souper Nazi!

Nathan Kinzel said...

Don't flatter yourself, I stole that joke from Keith Hernandez.

MrHuge2U said...

Shirt! I think you really stole that from Puffy Daddy while he was on the Merv Griffin set

Nathan Kinzel said...

I missed Puff on Merv's show. I was in the kitchen getting something to drink. Those pretzels were making me thirsty.

MrHuge2U said...

Sorry, but I missed your comment as I was playing frogger. Any interest in going to a Chinese Restaurant? I hear we don't need reservations.

Nathan Kinzel said...

Why don't you come over and have a salad with us? I was just washing the lettuce in the shower this morning.

MrHuge2U said...

Read my lips! You need to get a good lawyer to support your case, Jack-ie

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