Thursday, April 14, 2005

Duck!!!

Did you realize that most violent crimes occur as a result of domestic violence? If I were you, I would sleep with one eye open. You might consider getting a kevlar vest? At least the hair on the kevlar could make you feel more like a man.

11 comments:

Nathan Kinzel said...

Based on what I see on the news, I would say most violence occurs internationally. I don't know where you get this domestic stuff - unless of course you had a run-in with the maid recently.

Nathan Kinzel said...

Hey! Quit goosing the maid.

MrHuge2U said...

I like to get DOWN and dirty with the maid. That way, I have another feather in my cap. Of course, sometimes, I feel like a big fish in a little pond, but that's just ducky.

Nathan Kinzel said...

I don't think those comments are appropriate for the worldwide WEB.

MrHuge2U said...

I think you are all quacked up. Go suck an egg.

Nathan Kinzel said...

Your jokes are fowl.

MrHuge2U said...

I think this post just went south

Nathan Kinzel said...

MY posts are GRATE.

MrHuge2U said...

but I rule the roost!

Nathan Kinzel said...

Since wHEN?

MrHuge2U said...

Chicken!