Did you realize that most violent crimes occur as a result of domestic violence? If I were you, I would sleep with one eye open. You might consider getting a kevlar vest? At least the hair on the kevlar could make you feel more like a man.
Based on what I see on the news, I would say most violence occurs internationally. I don't know where you get this domestic stuff - unless of course you had a run-in with the maid recently.
I like to get DOWN and dirty with the maid. That way, I have another feather in my cap. Of course, sometimes, I feel like a big fish in a little pond, but that's just ducky.
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Based on what I see on the news, I would say most violence occurs internationally. I don't know where you get this domestic stuff - unless of course you had a run-in with the maid recently.
Hey! Quit goosing the maid.
I like to get DOWN and dirty with the maid. That way, I have another feather in my cap. Of course, sometimes, I feel like a big fish in a little pond, but that's just ducky.
I don't think those comments are appropriate for the worldwide WEB.
I think you are all quacked up. Go suck an egg.
Your jokes are fowl.
I think this post just went south
MY posts are GRATE.
but I rule the roost!
Since wHEN?
Chicken!
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