Another Conundrum

Yesterday, Antonio Davis of the New York Knicks charged into the stands when he observed his wife in an argument with a neighboring fan. This has created quite a clamor on the sports radio airwaves today with the general consensus being that it was an honorable act he performed - but he should be suspended anyway. And he was, for five games. Given the circumstances, I think the suspension was a tad excessive. However, I do think he should be forced to pay full price for a game ticket ($90 where he was) and fork over $5 for that beer he snuck from the Miller Lite vendor.

Colorado, here we come

I had a rocky relationship with an old flame, but boy did she have a nice set of mountains. She asked me out for breakfast, and guess what? I had a Denver Omelette. She then asked if I wanted to get back together, and instead of Spring-ing to attention, I just responded: Boulder-dash!