Toastmasters International

I recently heard of this organization, and believe I have now heard it all. Imagine, a group dedicated to the love of toast! A global entity at that! Just imagine - we can have a Sushimasters, or a Weinermasters, or a head cheese masters, or even a Webmasters Intl! I, myself, recently joined the much heralded: Sexmaster organ-ization. Feel free to bow to me accordingly, envious folk.

They're Fake!

When I dine at a Mexican restaurant, it seems perfectly natural that the servers and busboys are Hispanic. Likewise, at the local Chinese restaurant, I have no problem believing that the staff is all Asian. Somehow, though, I'm having a hard time believing all of these waiters and waitresses at the Olive Garden are Italian.

Sure, they sound Italian. Most times they may even look Italian. But when I"m outside of the Olive Garden, I almost never run into any Italians. Hispanics and Asians are all over the place.

HIJACKED POST: Perhaps if you ate INSIDE, you would notice the Italians!